I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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