Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I got inside last night via doggy door
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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