i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
id be glad to
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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