So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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