I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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