I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I see more hoeing in ur future
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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