I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
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Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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