I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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