So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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