he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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