Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Randomize
