1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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