I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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