He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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