.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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