i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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