I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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