Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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