Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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