And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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