that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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