ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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