Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
It's like God shit irony all over that family
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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