Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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