Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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