trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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