I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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