i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
