I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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