I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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