Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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