Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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