I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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