when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
