Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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