Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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