Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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