Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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