This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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