So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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