Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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