I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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