Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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