this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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