so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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