well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
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Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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