okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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