Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
sex in a hospital.. check
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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