You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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