Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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