He kissed a someone with a penis
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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