am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
honey bunches of taint.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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