erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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