one might say we're banned from that church
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Couch. On fire.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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