I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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